Deathwank/Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair – Your Scene Means Fuck All

Deathwank/Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair
Your Scene Means Fuck All

Deathwank emerged from the grind cesspool last year as Scotland’s answer to Anal Cunt. Their songs were so ridiculously titled you couldn’t help but thinking they were perhaps aping them a little too closely, especially given that their songs struggled to even reach 30 seconds a time. Here, they play the title track, their only track, at precisely six minutes. It’s here they prove they can be more than pure imitators. It could well be the case that this is several songs rolled into one track, given the high number of time changes, stick clicks and paces on show, all nailed in one take. Whatever, its fucking genius. It’s insane. It’s sounds like the bloated offspring of Melt Banana and The Afternoon Gentlemen, getting bounced from wall to wall, with only the briefest of respites before getting submerged back into its torture cell with no true means of escape. Put simply, this is one of the grind highlights of the year so far.

Conversely, Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair contribute tracks, and in comparison to last year’a fantastic ‘Contraception‘, is altogether more concerned with brevity than concept. This despite an intro and outro track, both sounding suspiciously like a TV theme tune in structure  bookending their side of the split. It’s rampant and chaotic, only truly letting up with a truly phlegm-wretching snarl during ‘A Film That No One Ever Watches’, the only post-minute track they post.

It’s two very different approaches to grind, though the end product is still the same. If it were a boxing match, I’d perhaps hand it to Deathwank on this occasion, simply for breaking out of their micro-shackles in favour of a singular take rollercoaster of insanity. Still, ‘Your Scene Means Fuck All‘ is ridiculously great stuff all the way through, and has left me greatly anticipating each band’s next move, particularly the new Wheelchair x4 album, which promises a sexual concept. Nice.

Peter Clegg

Download Deathwank’s side here
Download Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair’s side here

Stream each side of ‘Your Scene Means Fuck All’ below:

http://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/v=2/album=3340120823/size=venti/bgcol=FFFFFF/linkcol=4285BB/

http://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/v=2/album=827672646/size=venti/bgcol=df9fc6/linkcol=2e2e2e/

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